Al Istira7a



Al Istira7a:Malki jiti m3atla ?

We7id el bent jet m3atla lel madrassa. El mo3alim 9aliha l prof: "melki jit m3atla?"
9aletlo:"we7ed edderri ken tabe3ni meddar ta lehne!",
el mo3alim 9aliha: "Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!"
9aletlo:"Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechwya!"

Al Istira7a:hmar et lgzala

Wahed lhmar tlaga m3a wahed lgzala ou lhmar souwlha fine khedama galtlih je suis manekin chez aigbelle ou galtlih ou nta ou houwa i gouliha je suis comersant chez javil

Al Istira7a:bus

Hada wahed bus 3amer gher blhezza9a tla3 lih wahed rajel o sawal wahed lmra gal liha fin ghadi had lbus galt lih ghadi ykhra

Al Istira7a:skayria taro

Hado wa7d jouj kano kaysakro 9addam l mraya , chiwiya bdaw kaytiro , o wa7ad gal l sa7bo : ' ahiya wa7d jouj rah man sba7 o homa 7adyinna b 3inihom , galih sahbo nod nod namchiw nchoufo malhom , o howa igoul lih ' olla hi glass glass hahoma gadyyin

Al Istira7a:taxi

Gal lik hadi wa7ed lemra rekbate taxi gal liha fin radda galet lih geltha tal rajel b9iti ri nta basaid

Al Istira7a:rda3

Hada wahd kheyna rkeb fe lkar men tanja okanat hdah wahd mra mzewna katredda3 weldaha.lmohim lweld mabrachi yerda3. bdat katched bezzola dialaha okat9ol lhadak kheyna lli hdaha: hak rda3,la la weldi ghadi yerda3; hak rda3,la la weldi li ghadi yerda3...lmohim b9at 3lih hakdak 7ta wsal lkar rbat nad hadak kheyna o9al lhadak lweld: yen3al emmok marda3ti makhallitina nezlo fe le3raich

Al Istira7a



Al Istira7a:marocain ta3 100 3ame yoyad de laayoune

Wahad nasranu 3ando 110 3ame (ans) shabe rasso howa akbare wahad fl3alame !howa yamchi lmaroc l9a wahad charaf kayabki sawlo ,kallo chhal 3andak ! kallo charaf 100 3ame !kalo nasrani ooooff hada s3ire 3liya

Al Istira7a:hwal

Had wahd hwal rakeb f wahd bicala howa idkhol f wahd mrra hia tgol lih lahwal li waldak makatchofch howa igol liha hwal o mazgalch mok

Al Istira7a:harraga

Galik hado raraga radiin f wahd zodiaka chwia bdat kataghrak bih ja lihom roquan howa igol tfo tani mgharba

Al Istira7a:7mar

Hada wa7ad l7mar dkhal 3and wa7ad l7mar sahbo;ouhowa il9ah dayir la photo diyal 7imar lwa7chi ouhowa ikoulo diyalman had la photo ouhowa ikoulih diyal wald 3ami tayal3ab f juventus

Al Istira7a:safariyates

Gallak hada ouahed lfellah-pour ne pas dire aroubi- bgha ysafer howa ou hmarou fel car . Mcha end lgrissoun gallih chhal tqtaaa louraq-les tickets- gallih anta 50dhs ou lehmar 10dhs . lfellah gallih hak qattaa jouj hmir.

Al Istira7a:lhmar

Galak hada wahad dhiyach kbar howa ymchi ygoul mo mu walit hmar o hiya tgoulou mal mok kanti mohandis.

Al Istira7a:khotek?

Hada wahed chmkar ssawel ssahbou kalih:"khotek chnou ssmithom?" kalih sahbou:"khoti kolhom ssmithom Jilali...illa khalid ssmitou faissal"

Al Istira7a:boite vocale

Wahed boul7ya dayer fe l message d aceuil de l boite vocale:"lmarjou tark rissalatikom ba3d ntihae ssourat l ba9ara"

Al Istira7a:lmkbarra

Wahed 2 kanou ka ysskrou fe lmkbarra..jaw homa lboliss khalto 3lihom wahed hrab o wahed hssal..jaw homa lboliss kalolo"chka dir ntaya hna?" galihom"la.. ana myet hi tla3t nemchi l toilette o nrja3"

Al Istira7a:bhal bhal

Wahed chemkar ssawel chmkar lakhor sahbou kalih"za3ma daba nta fe nadarek..abd lilah zawa9 howa kho bouchta lfanouss?"kalih ssahbou"mohalch..yemken ssmyat ka ytchabhou o safi"

Al Istira7a:la raf

Hada wahed skayri chdatou la raf galolih"tla3 m3ana"galihom" allah yhfadkom..dar rah hi hna kriba"

Al Istira7a:lilt dakhla

Hada wahed khayna fe lila de dekhla dyalou gless lila kamla o howa ybouss fe martou jat hya katlou: "ma khassek walou men lteht??" kalha:"la.walou..o hta men lpissryat ykouno ssadin fe had lwakt"

Al Istira7a:bottat

Hada wahed lbrkanni chra depot de lbottat..howa yfarga3 2 bottat fe centre ville bach ydirlha lichhar

Al Istira7a:msska

Wahed lbrkkani awel khatra ka ychouf msska chwin-gom .howa ygoul"wallah ima n3ass had lila kbal ma nssaliha"

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Al Istira7a:farmsy

Hadi wahad lamra kbira kanat mrida ou mchate 3and la farmsy bache tachri dwa wa3taliha siro kaliha charbi 4 m3alik katlih 3andi ghire 2 f dar a waldi


Al Istira7a:ch3er

9alik hadi wahed lbent 3endha 3 dial zeghbat f rassha 9alet lssahebtha diriliya defra 3la 3 jat sahebtha tatdferlha ou hiya tirliha zeghba 9altilha laaa la ghadi ndirhalik ghi 3la 2 jat ta rtliha zeghba okhra jat 9altliha iwa 3refti chno ghi khalih metlo9 hsssen

Al Istira7a:fi lhamame

Galik asidi hada wahad rajel titsara felhamame wahad chwiya how yzlek ounad ou gal oppla ho yzlak marra khra howa ygoul hopla 3awtani

Al Istira7a:hopital

Hadda wahd 2 khrjou men ssbital ( hopital ) wahd fihoum brra ou lakhour tenbere

Al Istira7a:wahad jouj sakranin

Hadou joj sakranine f wahad villa ou galsine mgabline m3a wahad lamraya kbira f sala (salon) ou chwiya ou houwa it9ada lihoum chrab ou houwa inod lawale ou gal l sahbou ...wa nod chouf il a ba9i chi 9ar3a diale chrab 3and hadou li mgabline m3ana ou houwa igoule lih wa sir nta rad 3lih lakhor gale lih sir nta ana li galtha lik yalah nad ou houwa irja3 gale liha sahou malak ?? gale ra yalah nadt ou houwa ibane lia wahad jay 3andna manhoumm

Al Istira7a:lmsati

Galak hada wahde 3bhe 100 mliounr f tirsi mcha 3nd sahbou galou ach ndir bhad l flouss ; galou thala f rassak mcha howa chraha kolha casquitat